Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
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Can we just appreciate that we all know exactly what she is saying in the comments.
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um the australian drinking age is 18 and the american one is 21 so hows your freedom feeling now america
It’s 21 because america cares about people knowing how it feels having a fully developed brain before you get the chance to destroy it unlike australia, so lets see were the concern for the health of your young citizens is working out.
mate chill out and have a drink
oh wait
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areasonableamountofkatharines:
On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
a modest proposal
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Says it all really.
He was getting rimmed
Oh my god
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there are actually more beliebers than canadians
he could take over canada if he wanted to
“that country i came from? MINE NOW”
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meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
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touch my heart then touch my body but DON’T YOU DARE fuckin touch my hotwheels collection
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